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I dont mind some as long as they are genuinely funny.

We have an epic final boss fight, unfortunately i ma not lvled well enough and i die.

We play rock paper scissors. I play scissors she plays rock and a giant boulder from the sky crushes me.
LOOK OUT! HERE COMES TOM!

XD

He feeds me to tom.

OK I OPT OUT I'M STICKING TO CHOCO XD too uncreative
She controls Tom fro the inside and makes him punt me

Plays soccer with my head

I attack Drakath and roll a natural 1, causing me to fumble so badly I crack my skull open with my own staff.

She would work her voodoo magic upon me ~

Probably chop me to tiny pieces for stew....

It puts the lotion on my skin, and if you know how silence of the lambs goes you know show she kills me

Lures me over to her when she's flying and I fall into a leave disguised spike pit

Lures me into a old warehouse with Ponies then kills me with a unicorn's horn.

Oh, here come the ponies.
Tells Pinkie Pie I hate parties and she makes me party so hard I have a heart attack.
BRB

Cath me on fire with that sword or just use it to cut me up.

Shoot me in the head with an arrow while I'm running around like an idiot.

Set the wolf on me and use my blood to paint the moon red.

Jumps over my head and uses her feet to crack my neck