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Oi, y' little git, don't you go'n start with that nonsense. That's just trifflin'.

Pfft.

//stares at gall
Why you staring at me??

>_> Just visiting. No need for medical assistance.

I can stare at anyone I please. This is my establishment. Pfft.

Lioshika- Visitors are always welcome. -smiles- You may even change your mind after a little tour, hm?

I highly doubt that I would be volunteering for it.

Well, whatever, we can talk about details like that later. Would you like some tea?

No thanks.
-Looks all around the chairs suspiciously.-

I would appreciate it if you didn't act like we're complete monsters here. I mean, you're not about to be kidnapped, brainwashed, and tortured or anything. What a ridiculous notion. Really.

>_< That's what I was told last time I was.
-Sits on the floor.-

Watch out for chemical spills. -hrm- Well, rest assured, our establishment is completely legitimate.

... Bloody hell, why is that child going through my candy stash? -grumbles- Where's my broom?

-Blinks and scoots along the floor.- >_>

-arches brow- You aren't part dog, are you? Because mine does that when they've got something stuck in their... Well. Yes. You're not, are you?

Nope! I'm just afraid to get up and have someone stick a needle in my arse and shoot me up full of a sleeping agent.

In your arse? Oh goodness, no! In the neck will send it through your system much faster.

-Screams and hides under a blanket.-

Hey! Whoa! Wait a minute!

That's not one of the fire blankets, is it? Put that away this instant! It's for emergency use only.