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Nexxy, if you want a 95-lb meat shield, so be it >.>

//steals espy and makes him dance like a monkey

-sigh- Well. I suppose if the data said so, it can't be helped.

If I find out otherwise, though, so help me-

well since im the hot nurse B] //struts around in skimpy outfit with bright red lipstick and long sexy black hair

-pats Espy-

You're just the right size then, you'll cover all of me B] What? Did you think I was tall? oh no, I'm shrimpy and small too.

-doesn't dance. Period. End of story.-

...I'm 5'0" >.> I think i'm smaller.

//struts around more
oh hello miss nexess //bends forward revealing massave amounts of cleavage
can i help you with anything today miss? c;

I'm about six feet. Just saying.

You have a fever =O get well soon.

Thanks, Funkie >__<

...You people are tall.

tall people can grow shorter

//sits on a counter and crosses legs
c;

-Bends her knees slightly-

It's ok, I only have to bend down three inches >B]

And short people get even shorter.

People get shorter all the time! ... Including the short ones! Everyone can be shorter! Huzzah!

...

-stares at Nex-