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Nexess was a rat, before...and a dead one? EWWWWWW~

*Stares at skeleton rat on her shoulder and Nex* huh...Why where you in my tea cup?

@Funk, a skeleton rat in my tea to be exact.

Yep. But I got an upgrade! So now I'm a human servant BD Wonderful yes?!?

Cause it was warm in there, my bones get cold ya know...

You're biased! That's your rat, and your poster! BIAS!

-points at Nexy- ... You! You. Pfft. Whatever, man. You go be a dead rat with a lab! Don't even care! Don't. Even. Care.

Everyone around here is insane.

...EWWWWW~
*gags and downs a monster to control his stomach flow*

Galla, I thought that was the point of this thread, to be insane. XD
Anyhow, have some brandy, comrade. At least after this much, you would deserve it.

-Scratches behind Gall's ear-

Dont be mad Gallie!!! I loooove yooooou!

-flinches-

Ew, monsters are gross Funk.

What was your first clue?

And yeah, the rat was mine and so was the poster but I plead insanity.

-stares at Nex- You've been doing too many experiments with mercury.

-sigh- -takes a drink- The point was science, my friend! Science, and medicine. Now look at us! We used to be respected, you know. Now all the other labs whisper about us at the science-y get togethers. They think I don't hear them, but I do. And I don't like it.

It seems that we are the mad-est thing since aperture science. Then again, they weer for science more so then us. Don't worry comrade. *hugs* it will pass.

-rubs face-

Galllllieeeee~ Do you know where I put my vial with newt eyes??

-Searches through her shelves-

Why didn't we hire someone to clean this crap again??

@ Galla, Sounds familiar. It must be a quote but from where?

And it wasn't mercury...

@Nex, cause we don't have a lab keeper.

-sigh- Did you check with the rest of the amphibian organs? And, everyone we hire either gets caught up in an experiment, or just stop showing up to work...

DL- If it is, I never heard it.

-Nibbles on a pencil- I haven't been doing mercury experiments lately o____O I did do that radiation experiment on the deer last week though...

-Looks- Oh...Right, I put that there didn't I....

Maybe that's why this place is being joked about. Aperture didn't have a lab keeper either.

The Newt Eyes are third shelf, behind the bat intestines.

It is a quote from somewhere. And it will drive me mad till I figure it out. Nee-chan says Underdog.

-point-

There's your problem.

We need more staff, damn it... Let me go crunch some numbers and see how many people we can even hire.