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Dragons! *Ducks to avoid having head taken off* Funk, what did /you/ do this time?

Do you think it was me??? *gets kicked down to the ground next to DFL*
Anyhow, you, you're with me. Grab a gun...We're taking this one down >D
*Watches the dragon land and change to 1/4 human.*

*Grabs gun* This reminds me of working at the lab. *Gives Funky a glare* I'll help you take this one down, then you can explain to me what /you/ did.

*jumps* Ballad of Blades, Verse 1: RISING SUN
*Sails with his blades, towards the Ascent Arco and Slashes horizontally; it ducks a retaliates with a tail slam*

*Blocks tail Slam aimed at Funky and attempts head stike on Dragon* Why'd you shout random stuff about rizing suns?

What in god's name is going on out there!?

-leans out of the doorway of one of the houses, only to be met with the sight of the devastation already caused, his battling allies, and what looked to be already fallen men and women-

Oh for the love of- -shouts- I haven't even had my morning piss yet, Funk!

Idk...It sounds cool?

*kicks the dragon in the face*

And for god sakes, galla! Treat the vice! *points to spirit who's on the ground bleeding*

*Avoids being fried by fireball by diving side ways* Galla, could you stop complaining and start helping? I'd rather not become crispy fried DFL! *Hits the Dragon's left eye*

...Do you guys need help?

*Turns to face Espy* Please tell me you didn't actually ask that. *Almost gets killed by dragon tail and falls to the side*

Aw hell, when did that happen? -snatches up bag and rushes over to Spirit, keeping an eye on the ongoing battle as he drops down by her side. He begins evaluating her wounds to see where to start, not looking up at DL's reprimand- Love, it would help if you stopped telling people how to do their job and kept your attention on that thing before it does more damage! -mutters to self while pulling out supplies-

Espy, if you murder that thing in one hit, I am going to kill you, then hug you, in that order!

"Fine!" Love snarls before getting back on his feet to face the beast. "And, Galla, killing Espy isn't allowed till after the dragons dead!" *Attacks dragons blind side*

::climbs out of the center of the crater, covered in dust::

::'looks' around at the wounded, dead, and fighting::

::unphased, 'looks' for Espy instead::

... Really? I wasn't planning on it! Give me more credit than that! -grumble, mutter, covers and applies pressure to the worst of Spirit's wounds-

@Meat - Where'd you get your green hair from? :0

And thus once again, Funk has reassured us that he has indeed lost his bloody mind~