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i do not remember purrchasing the desolate flame set in the faded colouration.

Why no puns? Are you allergic to them?

Things happen.

@Biomecha: Upon first glance I read that as I hate this stupid humanity ^^

It would be just as relatable.

Even more relatable on some days XD

i feel very put out by your clear bigotry towards puns. i am offended and i want to see your manager

I am my own manager. Speak.

Here's a joke:
<x} What did the gymnast do when he saw the contortionist walk into the spotlight?
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...he FLIPPED OUT. <x'D
I'M!
NOT!
FUNNYYYYY!!

math memes because i'm petty

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. So they decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel and decided to write an e-mail to his wife in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral and checked her e-mail, expecting condolences from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS: Sure is hot down here.

So many jokes of varying quality! It's a veritable comedy mine.
Things are owed, clearly.