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Does no one want things? There's so much crystal to use up. :(

Sometimes I can BEARly contain my excitement for events.

things like the chicken joke for example. if void asks why the chicken crossed the road and answers with 'to get to the other side' it's cool and everyone's happy but if i causally mention that the chicken crossing the road is a joke about suicide then somehow it's a bad thing and i get liquefied. both have their place but by virtue of being a pun somehow only one is a transgression

also i don't like how you wear your uniform. i'm calling your manager's manager

Oh? we can double-dip? :3c

rip kitty

this is like r/publicfreakout but in the forums. i love it XD

My guru told me that the way

to achieve true inner peace

is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished

two bags of chips and a chocolate cake!

I feel better already!"

i'm such a nerd i know that the artist has not played the simes

<u< *coughs in ancient greek theatre*

Our drill instructor was at the end of his rope: An airman’s ineptitude was driving him crazy. Getting in the airman’s face, he demanded, “Whoever told you to join the Air Force?!”

Snapping to attention, the airman proclaimed, “The Navy recruiter, Sir.”